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Book meme
That's right, now that LJ is blocked at work, all you get from me iz memes!

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The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed.

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read 6 and force books upon them ;-)

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte's Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Yeah. To all those people that said people who love to read 'genre' fiction don't expand their minds much? I have two words for you: Suck it. I've read 29 on that list instead of the paltry 6 that the average person has. If I choose to read/write romance, it's because it's GOOD, not because I simply enjoy crap.

FWIW? LOTR - I have struggled and STRUGGLED to work my way through that. I haven't quite given up, but I swear I'm almost there. I started reading Les Miserables a few months ago, but it's a wordy mess and I can't sink into it.

Most of the classics? Honest to god, they bore me. I think it comes from taking all those geeky English classes and the 'enforced' reading. If you made me read it? Pretty sure I hated it. I know I nearly broke out in hives when someone assigned me THE FOUNTAINHEAD.

To this day, I think I am one of the only people that remains unmoved by THE CATCHER IN THE RYE and THE GREAT GATSBY. Eh.




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[info]meganbmoore
2008-06-25 02:42 am UTC (link)
YAY! YOU CALLED THE CLASSICS BORING!

Uhm...yeah...I like some classics, but more often than not, I like the original fiction they inspire more than the books themselves. The ones I do like, I have to struggle w/ the prose style.

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[info]irysangel
2008-06-25 02:54 am UTC (link)
DUDE. I thought it was just me.

Yes. I find the majority of them HORRIBLY boring. Boring boring boring. To be honest, the only reason I can read Jane Austen (and enjoy it) is because I watch the movie, then read the book and try to follow along. Most of the time the prose is so wordy/archaic/strange that I can't 'sink' quite properly into the story and miss the point of it.

Oh, and Steinbeck? Totally do not get the love. OF MICE AND MEN is also on my list of "What the..." stories. Did he write THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA too? That's another one. I could go on and on.

And I hate Shakespeare. I need a friggin secret decoder ring to figure out any of his stuff.

/rant off

(Mind you, I loved stuff like SE Hinton and WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS and THE RED BADGE OF COURAGE and ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. But those weren't written in archaic prose, IMO. It's all about readability.)

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[info]meganbmoore
2008-06-25 02:57 am UTC (link)
I love Shakespeare and Dumas's STORIES, but don't like reading them a lot. Shakespeare should always be SEEN, not read. It was never intended to be enjoyed without people on a stage doing all the work. Dumas just has the prose problem.

Ithink people get so caught up in "OMG! CLASSICS! PERFECT! AMAZING WRITING AND LITERATURE!" that they forget that they aren't classics because they're well written, but because they spawned a genre/trope and/or tackled an issue, or how they portray the times.

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[info]irysangel
2008-06-25 03:02 am UTC (link)
I know. I find that ironic. I thought it was really telling in College English 101 when they asked us to pick from a list of books to read which included the following:

Edith Hamilton, Mythology
Daphne Du Maurier, Rebecca
Mary Stewart, The Crystal Cave
Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte
Chaucer

And I'd already read the other 4, and since I was a dumbass, I picked Chaucer. Now there's something that will make you question your sanity. ;)

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[info]meganbmoore
2008-06-25 03:05 am UTC (link)
While I like Chaucer's stories, the only one of those I'd choose to read is the Stewart. (I..I hate Jane Eyre so much...well, really just Rochester. The fact that he was willing to destry Jane's life with a lie, and she was saved from being what her society considered ruined in every way possible by chance, and that I'm supposed to think he loves her for it is just...)

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[info]aeriedraconia
2008-06-25 03:42 am UTC (link)
Rochester was a total asshat, I don't know why she admired him or felt the need to 'save him from himself'. Ick!

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[info]meganbmoore
2008-06-25 04:02 am UTC (link)
I know people who basically say that it's proof of his love, they understand why he did, would have done the same in his situation, etc. I think they completely ignored the fact that, in their society, it would have completely destroy her life. There would have been exactly one option for employment left open to her, and anything else would have required a new identity. He chose a happiness based on lies at the expense of Jane's future. That's not love.

And I hate to say it, but that Jane went back to him makes me lose respect for her.

The fact that that story is considered a great romance is something I'll never get over.

I think I actually hate him even more than Lovelace and Heathcliffe...at least those texts acknowledged them as monsters the women needed to be saved from, not as poor woobies who just need her healing love.

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[info]charleneteglia
2008-06-25 02:57 am UTC (link)
Old Man and the Sea is Hemingway. I once wrote a Dick and Jane Hemingway parody you'd love. *ggg* It did not, sadly, get me a good grade in english lit...

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[info]charleneteglia
2008-06-25 02:59 am UTC (link)
Oddly, neither did my parody of Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. I apparently lack the Literature is Serious gene. And hey, I am hijacking your comments!

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[info]irysangel
2008-06-25 02:59 am UTC (link)
Hemingway! Gah (sound of me barfing).

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[info]meganbmoore
2008-06-25 03:08 am UTC (link)
Can you say "getting praised for misogyny"?

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[info]aeriedraconia
2008-06-25 03:40 am UTC (link)
"And I hate Shakespeare. I need a friggin secret decoder ring to figure out any of his stuff."

Oh whew! I thought I was the only person on the planet who hated Shakespeare.


I agree, the wordiness makes the classics difficult or un-readable. I find a lot of them hard to wade through.

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[info]travis_george
2008-06-25 07:50 pm UTC (link)
How can you hate Shakespeare? Shakespeare is like made out of win. I'm not even one of those English-Major-Book-Geeks either.

Too bad you didn't have Macbeth listed, nothing better than turning a blind eye when your wife murders your king so you can be king.

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[info]charleneteglia
2008-06-25 02:56 am UTC (link)
I've read most of these, but there's no bold/underline/whatever to distinguish Crime and Punishment as The Book I Continually Fell Asleep Reading. This book is like a miracle cure for insomnia. Two paragraphs and my eyes roll up in my head and I start to snore. And Ulysses? There needs to be a category for "Desperately wanted to hunt down the author and put him in rehab."

Also, why isn't A Confederacy of Dunces on this list?

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[info]irysangel
2008-06-25 02:58 am UTC (link)
I don't know. Same reason Laura Ingalls Wilder is not? (I love her books and they remain readable to this day)

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[info]meganbmoore
2008-06-25 03:08 am UTC (link)
I think it was the one publishers #1 selling books, hence the duplicate listings.

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[info]aeriedraconia
2008-06-25 03:43 am UTC (link)
I love the Laura Ingalls Wilder books!

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[info]david_de_beer
2008-06-25 08:35 am UTC (link)
And Ulysses? There needs to be a category for "Desperately wanted to hunt down the author and put him in rehab."

more like hunt back through time and strangle the author before he inflicts the most godawful waste of time ever written on people.

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[info]cdpeck
2008-06-25 05:20 am UTC (link)
You haven't read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? *SHUNS YOU*

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[info]david_de_beer
2008-06-25 08:43 am UTC (link)
1)39
2)12
3)12
4) maybe

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i'm stealing this for my blog.
(Anonymous)
2008-06-25 11:56 am UTC (link)
love, moonrat.

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[info]macbeaner
2008-06-25 12:03 pm UTC (link)
the joys of firewalls... you can post through your e-mail account :) And if you're really daring, find a proxy site. You can't log in and read locked posts, but you can at least read your friends list ;)

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[info]anaquana
2008-06-25 03:09 pm UTC (link)
I enjoyed The Catcher In The Rye and The Great Gatsby as well as most of the other early American Classics simply because I had the most stellar English teacher. Mr. Doyle made everybody in his class sit up and pay attention because he really made the stories come alive. We didn't just read the books, we got into the author's head to try and figure out why they wrote what they did.

If I were to read those same books now, ten years later, I would probably try to gouge my eyes out, but at the time I had fun.

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[info]mallie_kite
2008-06-25 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Aside from two repeats (The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe IS one of the Chronicles of Narnia and Hamlet is part of the complete works of Shakespeare), it's an interesting list. I'm curious about the criteria for it.

I'm not a huge fan of "classic" literature and I'm even less a fan of "modern classics", so there are several books on the list that not only haven't I read, but I will never read and will campaign loudly to recommend to others they not read them.

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[info]sadieloree
2008-06-25 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Do yourself a favor with Les Miserables and read the abridged version. I read the full text in high school (because I am a huge dork) and even translated the French poetry. I really struggled through it. He's very Hemingway in his descriptions. Pages of unnecessary fluff. Even better, just go see the musical.

I enjoyed Gatsby due to an awesome English teacher in high school too. But I will never get into Catcher in the Rye or Lord of the Flies. I read them and despised every moment.

I've seen so many of these as movies, I really had to think about if and when I read them! LOL!

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[info]stacia_kane
2008-06-29 05:20 pm UTC (link)
We loved most of the same books!

And no, you are not the only one who didn't like CATCHER. I thought Holden was irritating. I disliked him immensely and found the whole book pointless. I like Franny and Zooey okay but really, Salinger leaves me unmoved in general. I guess I'm just not a hipster. (But then I also dislike Vonnegut and think Hunter S. Thompson was a hack without real creativity.)

And LOTR...not well written. Great story, bad bad writing. It's repetitive, it's telling not showing, there's entire scenes and characters that do nothing (Tom Bombadil, anyone?) I read it once, and honestly think that was enough. The movies suit me just fine.

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